As I was trying to look up how to say
"men" in Czech, I happened to stumble upon a website with a title of
"10 Reasons to Give Czech Men a Chance". They say that curiosity
killed the cat. in this case, my curiosity led me to one of the most ridiculous
and funniest articles I have read in a long time. 10-reasons-to-give-czech-men-a-chance . And now, in typical Lena fashion, I will proceed to share with you the
thoughts that came to mind while perusing this fine piece of literature.
Intro Photo: I should give them a chance
because they drive dusty mini-buses?
Picture 2: Obviously it is the goat that
makes these men desirable. Or the fact that that man looks like a goat. Either
way, not convinced to give Czech men a chance just yet.
Reason 10-Czech men will always tell you
how you look: As much as I love and appreciate honesty, and ladies, correct me
if I'm wrong, I also appreciate a man who can tell a little-white lie in the
"honey, how do I look" answer department instead of telling me the
flat out truth. Now men, don't get me wrong, I want you to be informed if I look
like a demented circus clown, but no need to tell me about this "muffin
top" that the article so kindly mentions. So be a good boy and follow your
mother's rule of "if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at
all" or at least sit by Clairee Belcher (classic Steel Magnolias
reference)
Reason 9-Czech men don´t over analyze: Not
over analyzing seems like a good thing. Unless they don't think at all...
Reason 8-Czech men are not afraid of
P.D.A: We know. We're seen you sucking face in broad daylight in a park. Not
always a fan.
Reason 7- Czech men don´t play games: This
seems like a refreshing change. I can dig this. Then again, I think all women
(me included) read too much into everything to begin with and perhaps all guys
are actually that simple.
Picture 4: Not exactly what I would call
extremely attractive men. Then again everyone has their own tastes. Still not
convinced.
Reason 6-Czech men rank among the EU´s most
well endowed: Only thing I can think is "who in heaven's name does this
research and how did this study even get conducted"
Reason 5- Czech men don´t wear baseball caps: Nothing wrong with a baseball cap
once in a while. Although this reason could be something I could get behind.
Reason 4- Czech men will shower you with
pet names: Although I have no desire to be called
"zlato","zlatka",or "zlatíčko", I am a fan of pet
names. Point for the Czech men's team.
Picture 5: What is that man sitting in in
the middle of the street?
Reason 3- Czech men are thrifty—and that´s
a good thing: In other words, they are cheap.
Reason 2- Czech men won´t think less of you
after casual sex: Hmm, a man who doesn't complain about casual sex. Such a
novelty.
Reason 1: Czech men aren´t afraid of
commitment: They also aren't afraid of divorce.
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